thespinningnymph:

My favorite thing on the internet. Period.

(Source: 420bruh)

spencrsmth:

centuries gives me the overwhelming want to break a car in half with my bare hands

(Source: poisondyouth)

tags:
#awwwww

hug-bees:

seaslaverysucks:

A 10-year-old goldfish named George underwent a successful 45-minute surgery to remove a life-threatening tumor last week. His Australian owners took him to the vet when they realized he was acting off. They spent $200 to save their pet fish, which the vet at Lort Smith Animal Hospital says can live another 20 years, if healthy.

George had to be given general anesthetic, so Dr. Tristan Rich had him swim in a bucket of water laced with anesthetic. When the operation was done, they put George in a bucket of normal water. He was given painkillers and antibiotics, and after a few minutes he started swimming around, good as new.

Sources: Lort Smith (Facebook); “A 10-Year-Old Goldfish Had Surgery To Remove A Tumor, Expected To Live Another 20 Years” on Buzz Feed

I shouldn’t be laughing but I am

(Source: kawaii-animals-only)

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

(Source: theodd1sout)

endlessimpossibility:

No more murders. No one’s dying.

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

(Source: hashitaka)

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

(Source: jajaneenee)

Anonymous sent:

Wanna hear a Norwegian joke?

useless-swedenfacts:

wait i know this one. it’s “norway” isn’t it?

(Source: photosetavenue)

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

cybergata:

"my mantra is an orange flower."